The last time I saw James Acaster someone walked in late carrying two pints of lager and Acaster just went “Legend”. It seemed so out of character and out of context during his finely honed latest show, Represent, that it stuck in my mind. As did the rest of the brilliant Foster’s Award nominated set, in which the Kettering comic told the story of the time he did jury service and had great fun painting vivid thumbnail sketches of his fellow jurors. I won’t spoil the details, just go and enjoy them yourselves. Acaster is a consummate comedy craftsman. Every word counts, everything is put together like an elaborate piece of architecture. But he can also be funny off the cuff, hence the “legend” remark. Unless it was scripted (which I doubt). James 'Legend" Acaster is currently on tour and comes to the Lyric Theatre in London on December 14. All dates and ticket details here.

What is the last thing you do before you go onstage (apart from check your flies, check for spinach between teeth?)

Text other comedians about how our audiences look. Do a big stretch. 

What irritates you?

There is a dog that lives next door who barks every time I walk past and I hate it. 

What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?

I once sat in the premier seats in the cinema but I had only paid for standard seats. 

What is the most stupid thing you have ever done?

Slept in a bush outside Basingstoke train station wearing a red dress for warmth. 

What has surprised you the most during your career in comedy?

The amount of times big strong lads have shouted "Harry Potter" at me before I've even got to the mic.

Interview continues here.