
Acclaimed multi-award winning musical comedian and star & creator of ITV’s Transaction Jordan Gray is set to take her second show on tour in 2026, following runs in London and Edinburgh praised by critics, audiences and David Tennant.
Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me? will play venues across the UK in the New Year, including London’s iconic Soho Theatre Walthamstow on 20th March. Tickets go on sale at 10am, Friday 21st November - but fans can get early access to the pre-sale on Wednesday 19th November by signing up to Jordan’s mailing list at jordangraycomedy.com.
Jordan hits the road with a guitar on her back, a bounty on her ballbag, and some very poorly written death threats in her DMs. When Jordan stripped off live on Channel 4 (and won a BAFTA in the process), bigots around the globe went ballistic. Luckily… so were her tits.
Is the cost of success worth it? How do you live up to your own sky-high expectations? And most importantly, should you even be a comedian when your bum looks this good? Jordan is ready to explore all this and more in her rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hour of musical comedy yet.
Jordan says: “People are putting a lot of pressure on my big return. Now I know what it feels like to be Jesus - right down to the beard and the dress.”
Jordan Gray is a comedian, actor, writer and musician from Southend, England. Since competing as the first ever transgender contestant on The Voice, she’s become one of the most unique, compelling and sought-after names in comedy; in 2022 her show Is It A Bird? won universal acclaim and was nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show. Channel 4 broadcast the show as a TV special, which aired earlier in 2025. Jordan has also appeared on TV favourites like QI, The Last Leg and The Weakest Link, and now stars in her own acclaimed self-penned sitcom Transaction for ITV.
TICKETS ON SALE AT JORDANGRAYCOMEDY.COM
LISTING INFORMATION
Thu 05-02-26
Brighton
The Forge
Sun 08-02-26
Swindon
Arts Centre
Wed 11-02-26
Oxford
Glee Club
Fri 13-02-26
Cambridge
Junction
Thu 19-02-26
Leicester
Y Theatre
Fri 20-02-26
Manchester
Fairfield Social Club
Sat 21-02-26
Stockton-On-Tees
ARC
Wed 25-02-26
Guildford
GLive
Thu 26-02-26
Bath
Rondo
Fri 27-02-26
Cardiff
Wales Millenium Centre
Sat 28-02-26
Bristol
1532
Sun 01-03-26
Norwich
Playhouse
Tue 03-03-26
Liverpool
Royal Court
Wed 04-03-26
Leeds
The Wardrobe
Thu 05-03-26
Kendal
Brewery Arts
Fri 06-03-26
Newcastle
Northern Stage
Sat 07-03-26
Canterbury
Marlowe Theatre
Thu 12-03-26
York
Theatre@41
Fri 13-03-26
Birmingham
Glee Club
Sun 15-03-26
Aberdeen
Lemon Tree
Mon 16-03-26
Glasgow
The Stand
Thu 19-03-26
Reading
South Street Arts Centre
Fri 20-03-26
London
Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Fri 27-03-26
Southend
Palace Theatre


