King of the one-liners Gary Delaney is recording his current show Purist for download/CD release at The Stockton Arc this Friday, November 21.  The gig is already sold out, but you can be involved in it by helping Delaney choose what jokes to tell on the night. He is inviting fans to tweet him their favourite gags to include in the show. To have your say click here. Obviously the gags must be by Delaney...

Here is a recent zinger: "Since getting my new job as a crab impersonator I feel like I've just gone sideways."

Delaney, who is a regular face on TV shows including Mock The Week, has extended his UK tour into 2015. Dates here.