Interview: Joe Lycett On His New Pub

Interview: Joe Lycett On His New Pub

The Lycett Arms is Joe Lycett's new boozer that is only open for one hour a week from 10-11pm on a Friday night, when it will also be broadcasting live on Channel 4. It's a place where everyone can both escape the world and put it to rights. A different celebrity manager will attempt to tackle the chaos each week as they join Joe, a comedian guest and a star-studded cast of pub-goers.  Live, anarchic, and with the wheels threatening to come off at any moment, The Lycett Arms is a love letter to the great British pub.

The Lycett Arms airs live on Channel 4 on Friday nights at 10pm, starting Friday 4 September.

  1. Hi Joe! We’re so excited for you to open The Lycett Arms! What can punters expect when they come to the pub or watch live on Channel 4?

The Lycett Arms, due to administrative failures, is only open between 10pm - 11pm on Fridays, which means we're going to attempt to condense a whole week's worth of pub liveliness into one hour. 

So all the things that might happen over a whole week in a normal pub - you might have karaoke, a quiz, maybe some sort of dramatic moment, a few glasses breaking… perhaps a comedian doing a bit of stand-up, a celebrity popping in to get a pint… all these things will happen in that one hour. Then once the hour's over, we've got to close the doors because we can't afford to keep the place open. Think of it as a tin of condensed pub.

We’ll be cramming it in, we won't have time to do everything properly. We will have to change kegs in the cellar at a ridiculous speed, but it'll be fun. It'll be dramatic. It'll be frightening. It'll be arousing.

 
  1. What made you want to open The Lycett Arms

 I love the pub. I always have. I think, at its core, it's a great place for communities to bond, for humans to come together from all walks of life, and to discuss the week, what they think is going on in politics, their own lives, what is making them happy, what's making them angry… to escape it all as well. 

The pub is a great place to sort of go and get rid of your worries and just sit and interact with people and maybe listen to other people's worries or find out about their lives. 

I love a pint as well. I love it as a unit of measurement, not even just a pint of beer. I love a pint of water. I love a pint of milk. Pints are great, just the idea of a pint makes me relax. The idea of having my own pub was just too exciting to turn down. So that's it, really. A love of pubs. 

 
  1. Many comedians start their careers performing in pubs and local comedy rooms, how does it feel to be running your own?

Well, in your early career, you go to a lot of shit pubs, and I've definitely done my fair share of them over the years, particularly in the first few years of doing stand up comedy. So, when you go to those shit pubs, you sort of think, "Well, I could do better than this”. And so, this is my exercise in seeing if I can. 

I have restricted myself by only being open for an hour, so I've already kind of ruined it for myself. But I do think that I could have a good go at making a really fun pub. To find out if I do, you'll have to tune into Channel 4 at 10pm on Fridays. 

 
  1. So the concept revolves around special guests coming in week by week and taking over as ‘Pub Manager’, what qualities do you think a good pub manager should have? 

I think they should be personable. I think they should be open to new things, be able to deal with difficult customers, perhaps difficult staff members. I've already employed a couple who I know are going to be impossible to manage. So you're going to need someone that can sort of hold their own around two middle-aged women who have no respect or professionalism. They need to have a bit of experience in a pub, and that could just be that they've been to one. 

They should also be able to put up with me asking them questions and making them do things over the one hour that we're open without being flapped. They should be unflappable!!!

 
  1. You will be acting as a guide, leading your special guest through a ‘trial shift’ at the pub, does this bring you back to your first jobs? Did you ever have a daunting trial shift?

I certainly did. I had a trial shift in a pub in Moseley in Birmingham. I think it was called the Junction at the time. It's changed names now, and I made a real pig's ear pouring a few pints of Guinness, and then the chef was really horrible to me, and I decided this isn't for me, and so I left that shift and never went back. 

You should be paid for a trial shift, and I wasn't. I still haven't been paid that money. I know they've gone out of business and changed hands now, but I still believe that I owed some cash by whoever was running the Junction Pub in Mosley, and I will be going to the Small Claims Court. 

I then worked in a call centre selling guttering, which was even worse than the pub. So maybe I should have stayed there. 

 
  1. The Lycett Arms celebrates live entertainment and British pub culture, why was this important for you to champion?

Well, the live performance sector, if you want to call it that, is under great threat, and the pub industry is as well. And I think anything we can do to celebrate our British boozers is a good thing because yes, they provide a watering hole, and as I've said, I do think they're really good for society at large. It's good to have a public house where the public can come in and mingle with one another. It's good for people who are lonely. It's good for people who need to connect with their community. 

I moved to my area of Birmingham because I loved the local pub, and I still do. And when I go in there, there's always someone that I kind of know and can sit and have a drink with. And I think it's been a place of great solace for me over the years, and I think pubs closing in places kills the local area, and so we definitely want to champion those amazing boozers around the country. And it's a sort of a spiritual place for lots of people. 

And any place in addition that's providing live music or live entertainment, live comedy, we really have to champion those independent venues because they're under great threat from the biggies. 

 
  1. We heard your aunties might be making an appearance…can you confirm or deny? And are there any other guests you may be able to reveal? 

Who told you?! My aunties are a disgrace, and if they're involved in the show, it will not be because of me. It will be because I've been forced to by Channel 4 and their faceless suits. The other people involved, I'm not sure who I can say, we’ve got some confirmed guests that I can’t believe are doing it. 

 I can confirm that we're going to have a lot of fun and potentially end my career and many others.

 
  1. What is your absolute go-to pub snack and pint?

I do love pork scratchings. I love a Scotch egg. Any pub that's serving a Scotch egg, I'm into that. A pork-based snack, I'm in. Bacon fries, scampi fries, always classic. And pints… I've really got into alcohol-free stuff since my son was born, so I'm really enjoying Guinness Zero and Lucky Saints and those sorts of things. 

But really, I'm a sort of pilsnery, crisp, easy drinking, beautiful bit of business, cold golds all the way, baby. If it's cold, if it's gold, I'm into it.

Joe Lycett has also just announced a new tour. Details here.

 

 

 

 

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