One of Britain’s most potent joke machines, Gary Delaney is going on tour. His last tour ran for 378 dates – more live shows than Nirvana, for example, did in their entire career – across an incredible two and a half-year span, breaking his own record of 324. For a long time a ‘Mock the Week’ and word-of-mouth sensation, Gary has seen his renown as a one-liner merchant explode across hundreds of millions of video views and an astonishingly prolific live career. (Even the title of this new show is a pun, if you look very carefully.)
With a heaving hamper of brand-new jokes this unstoppable mirth merchant returns. Once more he will exhaust laughter muscles and batter delicate sensibilities (do not bring the children, or anyone prone to getting their knickers in a twist). As always, there will be funnies and filth in roughly equal measure. And, as before, he will not stop until every last one of you in this country has come to see him. If that means another 378 dates, so be it.
So be one of the first to hear Gary’s new gold before it’s the stuff of pub conversations and office memes all over again. You’ll ‘gary’ on laughing for a long time to come (have you worked out the joke yet?)
TOUR DATES:
April 2026
Thurs
9th
Bristol
Redgrave Theatre
Fri
10th
Plymouth
The Quad Theatre
Sat
11th
Launceston
Launceston Town Hall
Sun
12th
Tiverton
TCAT
Weds
15th
Hertford
BEAM
Sat
18th
N. Finchley
artsdepot
Sun
19th
Guildford
Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Thurs
23rd
Nottingham
Nottingham Playhouse
Fri
24th
Tunbridge Wells
Trinity Theatre
Sat
25th
Redditch
Redditch Palace Theatre
Thurs
30th
Eastleigh
The Point
May 2026
Fri
1st
Southport
The Atkinson
Sat
2nd
Loughborough
Loughborough Town Hall
Thurs
7th
Consett
Empire Theatre
Fri
8th
Lincoln
New Theatre Royal Lincoln
Sat
9th
Liverpool
Hangar 34
Thurs
14th
Milton Keynes
The Stables
Fri
15th
Bournemouth
Bournemouth Pavilion
Sat
16th
Bridport
Electric Palace
Thurs
21st
Whitley Bay
Playhouse Whitley Bay
Fri
22nd
Sale
Waterside
Weds
27th
Ilkley
King's Hall & Winter Garden
Sunday
31st
Aberdeen
Tivoli Theatre
June 2026
Thurs
4th
CARDIFF
The Glee Club
Fri
5th
Tewkesbury
The Roses Theatre
Sat
6th
Tewkesbury
The Roses Theatre
Sun
7th
Northampton
Royal and Derngate
Fri
12th
Winchester
Theatre Royal Winchester
Sat
13th
Monmouth
Savoy Theatre
Thurs
18th
Torquay
Babbacombe Theatre
Fri
19th
Bath
Komedia
Sat
20th
Basingstoke
The Haymarket
Thurs
25th
Stockton
ARC - Stockton Arts Centre
Fri
26th
Scarborough
Scarborough Spa
Sun
28th
Salford
Lowry
July 2026
Thurs
2nd
Doncaster
Cast
Fri
3rd
Faversham
The Alex
Sat
4th
London
Bloomsbury Theatre
Sun
5th
Portsmouth
New Theatre Royal Portsmouth
Weds
8th
Southend
Southend Palace Theatre
Thurs
9th
Lowestoft
Marina Theatre
Fri
10th
Scunthorpe
Plowright Theatre
Sun
12th
Wrexham
William Aston Hall
Friday
17th
Huddersfield
The LBT
Thurs
30th
Norwich
Norwich Theatre Playhouse
Fri
31st
Norwich
Norwich Theatre Playhouse
Sat
1st Aug
Norwich
Norwich Theatre Playhouse
Sept 2026
Thurs
10th
Shrewsbury
Theatre Severn
Sat
12th
Exmouth
Exmouth Pavilion
Sun
13th
Cheltenham
Cheltenham Town Hall
Tues
15th
Runcorn
The Brindley Theatre
Thurs
17th
Darlington
Darlington Hippodrome
Fri
18th
Dunfermline
Carnegie Hall
Sat
26th
Arbroath
Webster Memorial Theatre
Weds
30th
Crewe
Lyceum Theatre
October 2026
Thurs
1st
Rotherham
Rotherham Civic Theatre
Fri
2nd
Leamington Spa
Royal Spa Centre
Sun
4th
Weymouth
Weymouth Pavilion
Sat
10th
Watford
Watford Palace Theatre
Sun
11th
Swindon
Wyvern Theatre
Thurs
15th
Chelmsford
Chelmsford Theatre
Fri
16th
Ramsgate
The Granville Theatre
Sat
24th
Norfolk
Cromer Pier
Fri
30th
Eastbourne
Devonshire Park Theatre
Sat
31st
London
Blackheath Halls
November 2026
Sun
1st
Dudley
Dudley Town Hall
Fri
6th
Holmfirth
The Civic Holmfirth
Tues
10th
New Brighton
Floral Pavilion
Sun
15th
Sunderland
The Fire Station
Thurs
19th
Croydon
Fairfield Halls
Sun
29th
Dundee
The Whitehall Theatre
Picture: Matt Crockett
