A pun about Take That missing the ‘Orange’ from their stocking this year has topped a list of the funniest modern festive jokes, with a fifth (20%) of voters choosing it as their favourite. The top ten list also includes jokes about Bono, David Cameron, the Royal Family and UKIP, as revealed by a competition to find the best new Christmas cracker jokes. Just missing out on the top spots were witticisms about naked ‘elfies’, Tinder, and Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.